Here are some of the funny facebook status messages I received on my facebook feed, of-course I shared them right away after receiving them. I wish you guys can help me update this list to keep things tight. So, here are some of the statuses I found really cool.
1: ”Fucking” is one of those fucking words you can fucking put any fucking where in a sentence and it still makes fucking sense
2: Just wanna be a good guy, no matter how hard it is…
3: People always say hard work pays off in future but, why wouldn’t they think of Laziness that pays off now.
4: I used to play sports alot. Until, recently I realized that trophies are much cheaper than I ever imagined they were. You know what, now I’m good at everything.
The next one is mine,
5: I’m so happy that I’ve made $3220+ the previous night from my blog www.india365.org. I was really excited about it until I woke up from bed early today and found that it was just a dream. Moral of the story, miracles happen only in dreams.
6: Nobody wished me a happy birthday today, which isn’t surprising really, know why?? It isn’t my birthday today!!
7: It’s too bad that not many people repeat their mistakes. I’m so good at it.
8: wanted to be a hero. He wanted the glory, he wanted the fame, he wanted the pretty girls to come up to him and kiss him.
9: Best file compression around: “DELETE” = 100% compression.
10: I want to kill the smartest person in the world… but suicide is a crime, you know!!
11: If you try to fail and you succeed, have you succeeded or failed?
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