Caloian Mara Funny new year wishes are the most searched around the imminent coming of the new year.Of course these messages must be original. If you lack inspiration we are here to help you. In order to cheer the moments of that special night, we offer you some funny new year wishes for 2016 that will bring up many smiles.
I hope the new year will bring you lot of money and few pounds. I hope this year will not reverse things as last year.
In the coming year I wish you to forget those people you don’t like, to meet only those you like,And I hope God will help you to make a difference between those you like and those you don’t like. (Especially after a few drinks)
I hope The New Year will bring you a truckload of luck, a mountain of love and a card full of money.If the miracle happens, do not forget about who helped its fulfillment. So I expect you to transfer me some money in my account.
For my son: Happy New Year, dear, filled with whatever you want with a few exceptions: no virgins, no sex orgies in my house and no tons of alcohol on the walls. Spend happy moments with your friends but without those junkies you brought home last week. Enjoy the concert downtown but leave the car at home .Have fun! Mom and dad love you!
When we wake up in the morning we have two options: to go back to sleep and dream a little more, or to get out of bed and make our dreams come true! In 2016 I wish your dreams to come true!
Oh, I hope you don’t dream God knows what bullshit!
In 2016 it’s essential to respect these : break the rules, ask yourself as many questions as you can, forgive as fast as you can, don’t fight against love, laugh without restraint and don’t regret nothing that managed to make you smile or feel. Happy New Year 2016!
My gift to you: a new year with guarantee certificate. The offer is valid only in the night of 31 December 2015 – January 1, 2016!
Weather Forecast for New Year 2016: Kisses and hugs rain … we advise you to close your umbrella and open your heart. Happy New Year!
I’m sure this new year will bring you abundance in the house, great dishes on the table, lot of money in your account, a huge yacht in port, a Ferrari in front of the house and many neighbors to see all these. Happy New Year!
I wish you 12 months of success, 52 weeks of achievements, 366 successful days, 8760 hours of health and525 600 minutes of inspiration. Happy New Year 2016!
Get over past and always believe in you. New Year is like an open book with lot of recipes for success. Choose what suits you and hit the road with confidence!
Whether they are classical, religious or funny New Year greetings are already entered into tradition. Our selection of funny new year greetings for 2016 is designed to bring smiles and happy moments. Be special in a special new year and choose an original greeting that will definitely impress your acquaintances.