Introducing My Alter Ego, Note – He is a Very Bad Boy
This funny guy (My Alter ego) is following me ever since my school days, after all he is my second personality. He is very amusing and naughty guy. However, he often irritates me and kills my imagination with his evil thoughts and instant answers. I faced lot of tough situations both in my school and college life only because of him.
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I noticed my alter ego when I was 7 years old. It was a mathematics class and my mathematics teacher asked us a question. She expected the smartest boy in the class (that’s me, truly I’m a great mathematician you know) to answer it. So here is the question she asked.
My Teacher: What is 3 times 5?
Me: I replied 15 in fraction of a second.
My Teacher: Very Good, I know you would answer it.
Me: Just smiled and pretended as if I’m really smart.
The moment she gave me a complement (Very Good), the Alter Ego inside me woke up. He is very eager to insult me and make me a fool in the class.
My Teacher: So, What is 5 times 3?
Me: My alter ego forced me to reply 51, and so I did. This crazy boy came up with a great logic.
(If 3 times 5 = 15, then 5 times 3 = 51). I expected another positive complement from my math’s mam. Do you know what she said?
My Teacher: GET OUT!!! She said, decently.
I had no clue why she said that.
Me: Excuse me mam, are you sure!!!
My Teacher: GET OUT!!! she shouted this time.
So, this is how he entered my life. He finds entertainment in making me a fool, but still I love him a lot. He cracks lot of jokes and make people laugh. He demanded me that he wanted to be a part of this Blog, I said okai with out any second thought. He wanted to come into action at times I’m out of ideas. He is a cool cracker and cracks jokes instantly. I hope you will enjoy his company.
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February 6th, 2010 at 12:26 pm
Nice one dude..lol
February 6th, 2010 at 11:37 pm
Alter ego……… interesting
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February 7th, 2010 at 6:58 am
hahaha…nice post. It’ll be fun to read to ur alter-ego.. but ask him what is the logic behind 5 times 3 = 51?
February 7th, 2010 at 9:24 am
@ Aastha, I already told the logic.
3×5=15
5×3=51 (He replaced 3 with 5 and 5 with 3 from the above mentioned table).